- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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