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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Black Friday

in soviet russia, cow milks you

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Andy Carrol

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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