What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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