- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

squash squash who squash my ass

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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