- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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