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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

kcuf read it backwards

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

mark is religion

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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