- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

How high is a Chinaman

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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