- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

tims sty:)

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Yo mama's fat.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

I am a nigger.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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