What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

knock knock

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Womens rights !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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