Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

r u smart..... or ur black

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How come anti jokes r funny

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

People Order Our Patties

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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