Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

My parents have an open marriage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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