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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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