Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A white person at Harvard

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Im black

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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