knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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No.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Muslim athletes.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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