Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Christianity

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

an athiest walks into a church

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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