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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Mitt Romney

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

How do you hold someone in suspense?

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