- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock Yes?

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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