What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Without geometry life would be pointless

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

What happen? Idk...

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Dont read this joke

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Womens rights

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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