- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

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