What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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