thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what happens every day? People die

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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