Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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