What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Your future.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

you give like i give lomain

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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