- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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