What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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jibby jobby

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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