- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

MySpace.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Harry Styles

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

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