What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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my mind's eye?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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