"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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my mind's eye?

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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