Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Mitt Romney

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Mullets

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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