Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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a man said hi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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knock, knock. come in.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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