- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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