There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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