why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's big and white?

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Testicles.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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were you expecting a joke

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