- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

I am a nigger.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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