There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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