- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

^that joke a piece of shit

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

try slamming a revolving door

42, that is all

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I have a gay camel

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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