Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Rick santorum

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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I once did something.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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