- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Who wants pizza crusts?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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