Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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no

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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joke

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Anti Joke

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