A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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I pooped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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lol

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Rick santorum

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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I once did something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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