- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Water? I hardly know her.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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