- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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