a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Cleveland winning something

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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