Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Oh, right

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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