Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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willie revilame

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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