- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

yes... that's the joke

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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