- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

a pornstar comes early to a party

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

whats chinese noodles

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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