- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

My kids are mistakes.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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