You having friends.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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bacon

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Anti Joke

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