What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Woman rights.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Women have the right to vote.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

all your base are belong to mark

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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